BenTMP: What are you?
Creeper: I'm you, of course!
BenTMP: No, you're not.
Creeper: Yeah, I am!
BenTMP: No. You have four legs and I have two.
Creeper: So?
BenTMP: So, you're not me. You are just a dumb, good for nothing creeper!
Creeper: (walks off slowly and sadly)
